Tales of the Totapotamus

My kid has this fascination with people in restaurants sweeping the floor ('cause you know she doesn't see that at home!). Today we were eating at Cane's and she was hanging the high chair at the end of the booth when I leaned over and said, "Hey Kaycie, I hate to tell you but there's a woman right behind you sweeping the floor!" Now I'm not suggesting anything here, but as soon as I said it she whipped her entire body around and stared in amazement at the woman sweeping the floor until we left.

Yes, I know I didn't post a six month update. I didn't think about it until this past week. I'll probably just wait and do a 6-7 combo, because that girl has been super busy learning new things over the past couple of months!

More Classic Conversations

How you know you're in a neighborhood that's way out of your league:

Me: "There's a reasonable sized house."
Greg: "Ummmm."
Me: "No, wait, that's the garage..."

Classic Conversations

Me: Is there any lemonade left in my cup over there?

Greg: (picking up two cups) Is yours the green one? It has lemonade.

Me: I dunno. Does it have anything growing in it?

Greg: No, but the purple one does.

Me: I'll go with the green one.