K - It's not easy to be a bigot sometimes...
(Context - she's a myna bird. Heard me say it wouldn't be easy to raise kids who weren't racist bigots while living in MS, but I thought we could do it.)
K - "Is Lauren being funny again?"
(Context - I looked at my phone and giggled.)
Me- I was going to do that a little gentler...
K - you mean more quieter?
Me - yes. Quieter.
K - I must have missed that part.
(Context - waking Luke from his nap with K screaming his name. I had told her to hush. She didn't. I asked her if she missed the part where I said hush...)