Me: Luke sounds like a baby dinosaur when he cries.
Greg: Well, your friend Denise did suggest you might be expecting a velociraptor.
Me: **Gasp!** You're right! I forgot! He's a veloci-potamus! Makes sense. Kaycie as cunning as a raptor.
Greg: That's not good. They gang up and attack on packs.
Me: We're doomed.