I wasn't going to admit this because it really is rather embarrassing, but I find myself whining enough around here lately that I figure if I don't give you the opportunity to laugh at me you'll all leave me, so...
I'm driving home from the grocery store today and go to take a drink of my milkshake (which I used to bribe myself into going to the grocery store in the first place) and because I'm a good driver who was watching the road (or my cell phone) I grabbed the wrong cup without looking and took a big gulp.
Let me just say I don't even remember the last time I ate at Back Yard Burger, and the age of the drink that was left in my car may have to be carbon dated to be confirmed. NASTY. It was so bad I couldn't even identify what it used to be, although I'm sure at some point it had to have been sweet tea, since that's all I ever drink there. When I got home I poured it out in the yard and the stench was enough to run off the wildlife. Blech blech spit bleeeeech.
I need a taste bud transplant.
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- Susan
- I've been married to a wonderful man since 2006 and have one dog, one kid, and one on the way. I have lived in different areas of Mississippi my entire life and have to admit, I've never had a big desire to live anywhere else!
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I hope it didn't have mold in it!!! Surprised that didn't make you sick on the spot.
Yeah... in an attempt to not be whinny I was intentionally avoiding the part about getting sick when I got home.
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OH NO!!!! EWWW! I'm so sorry!
Okay...this is funny. I have an icky "omg what in the crap did I just suck thru a straw" moment! Well, I was in college commuting from home...as you know...anyway, I went somewhere to get something to eat and needed a straw because they failed to give me one at the drive-thru. So, as a college student you tend to have empty fast food cups and straws in your car...there has to be a straw somewhere in my car. Well, I found one and proceeded to take a big drink. Well, not only did I drink my drink...I felt something else go in my mouth. "Uh-oh" went thru my head along with "what the crap was that?" I raked my finger in my mouth only to pull out a tiny spider that had taken up residence in my straw! Do you realize how "TERRIFIED" I am of spiders...and it was in my mouth!! I almost wrecked! Uck! Sorry about the nasty tea experience. I know it had to be so blehhh!!
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