So after at least six dozen jokes about the swine flu (yes, we should take this more seriously, we just can't help ourselves) I decided to actually look up the symptoms.
Fever. Lethargy. Loss of appetite. Runny nose. Nausea/vomiting.
Soooo.... pregnancy with fever? Dude, I'm only a few degrees away from having the swine flu!
Luckily I ate bacon at lunch yesterday, so I should have immunities.*
*Eating bacon does not give you immunity from the swine flu. We were just making that up during one of the six dozen jokes about it. Seriously, don't go eating bacon and then sue me if you get it anyway. It was a joke.