Memo to Jennifer:
Remember that hall closet that contained nothing but wrapping paper and assorted other wrapping paraphernalia? It is officially empty. I'm keeping the one bucket of wrapping paper and a handful of decorative boxes, everything else is going to the curb. Nobody else I know is allowed to get married, as I have no more wedding gift bags. I have no more shirt boxes, no more random shoe boxes, and no more plain jewelry boxes. No more scraps of wrapping paper. I even tossed five rolls of paper that I just haven't used in several years!
Now I just hope my plastic bins of crafty supplies will fit in that closet, since that was my entire motivation for cleaning it out!
And I found your beach umbrella. Want it? If not, it may follow the wrapping supplies to the curb next week!