Memo to the Customer Service People at the MS State Health Insurance Program:
This isn't hard. Really. We will be paying you nearly as much as we paid on our mortgage each month. The least I expect in return in insurance coverage, but I wouldn't mind a little helpfulness along the way.
Clearly, making a pregnant woman cry was low, but hanging up on me was an act of war. I suggest you get a few things figured out before I call back in 5-7 business days to ask, for the FOUTH TIME and after TWO MONTHS, if you have my health insurance set up. FYI, the correct answer to that question is, "Yes, mam."
Memo to my Stomach:
I am your slave. I will give you anything you want to make you happy, but please, I beg you, give me a clue as to what that is. I have offered you many options today and you have rejected them all. I will go to any lengths, buy any food item you want, but you have to give me a clue, a hint, something. There has to be something out there that will make you happy today.
Memo to my Pup:
I'm sorry I disturbed your sleep, your highness. Just wait until the new little furless puppy with the warm, dry nose arrives. You have no idea.
Memo to my House:
Screw it. Clean yourself.
and Book Emporium
About Me
- Susan
- I've been married to a wonderful man since 2006 and have one dog, one kid, and one on the way. I have lived in different areas of Mississippi my entire life and have to admit, I've never had a big desire to live anywhere else!
My Flickr
www.flickr.com
|
Blog Archive
-
▼
2009
(193)
-
▼
April
(18)
- Recommendation?
- Awesome Suprises
- Notice of Delay
- What Was That? (I Blame Clucky)
- Home
- Done-ish
- Progress
- A Few Thoughts
- Timing is Everything
- Assorted Memos
- Easter
- Rorschach Test
- The Last Time I'll Mention It... Until Next Year
- Public Service Announcement
- Magic, Revisted
- Checking In
- Dread
- Quote of the Day
-
▼
April
(18)
8 comments:
bless your heart.....wage war, they asked for it.
Insurance companies are the devil. Hope you can get them straightened out before too long.
Try Bugles and Sprite. My stomach liked that...and also pringles. Anything salty but definitely Sprite or water. With Dalt I craved regular Coke from Sonic! Had to be from Sonic...for some reason they taste better...even now...I'm a Sonic drink junkie! the first step is admitting I have a problem. :) I also did good eating frozen waffles (cooked...not frozen. ha!)but NO syrup. The sweet was just too much for my tummy to handle. Hope you get better soon. And screw the insurance companies...they are just out to do everything they can NOT to pay for your stuff!
Frozen waffles have been good to me. I've been buying the multigrain or whole wheat ones, even. Ramen has been another last resort that worked well. But today nothing worked. I vomited more today than I have since I got pregnant. It wasn't good. I'm hoping tomorrow is a better day. I'll be buying more Boost nutritional drinks soon if I can't start eating more.
Oh I'm so sorry you are so sick!! I know Greg is taking good care of you.
(snicker about your memo to house)
I love your blog! =)
I think you should make the insurance people clean your house.
I read a book that said a lot of morning sickness came from the fact that pregnant women don't drink enough water. Maybe try more water??
disclaimer.. I've never been pregnant.. so I can not comfirm nor deny the above is true.
Post a Comment