I don't have the time or energy to post the complex thoughts I was intending to post yesterday, but I'll offer up this one:
My dad had cataract surgery yesterday. A conversation with my mom:
Mom: "He's fine, just needs eyedrops for a few days and can't lift anything over 20 pounds."
Me: "What does he lift with his eyes???"
Since we're headed up there this afternoon, I'm wondering if I should point out that Kaycie weighs over 23lbs...