Friday, September 7, 2007


I just got and email informing me that I won half a million bucks in an online lotto that I didn't enter, and all I have to do to claim the money is email some guy that can't spell and has limited use of capitalization skills all kinds of personal information! We can pay off the house now!

Boy, is that great timing, because I was about to go off an a psychotic rant over local politics, but now I'm just too darn excited about my $500,000! (Ok, so actually it was 500,000 pounds, but I can't find the little pound symbol and since in reality it's zero bucks anyway, I figured it didn't matter.)

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