111

Ladies and gentlemen, today I broke a personal record. I accomplished something I didn't think I'd ever do. And I have a witness. Greg was there. He saw it. His mouth fell open and he stared in disbelief.

I bowled a 111. I'd never broken 100 before. It was shocking.

And that was the first game, not the second game, where I threw a strike granny-rolling the ball because my arm was hurting and I couldn't actually throw it anymore. Only bowled a 97 on that game.