Friday, August 17, 2007

An Ode to Microsoft Access

An Ode to Microsoft Access
by Susan

Oh, database software,
So promising and full of hope!
All I want is order and ease,
But alas, you say, "Nope."

I hate your queries,
forms and tables.
I wanted to be friends,
If I'd been able!

But now I give up,
And wave my white flag.
I can't take anymore.
My brain now sags.

So keep your relationships
And all your reports
I'll go back to Excel
Where at least I can sort!


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Susan said...

Anybody else here not sure if I can speak English? Anybody?