5 Things I'd Rather Do Than Be At Work One More Minute Today
And I haven't even gotten to my voice mail yet.
1. Take a hot poker to the eyeball.
2. Suffer a potentially fatal paper cut gash from a manilla folder.
3. Get mauled by a large tiger with dull claws.
4. Sit out in the sun for hours without sunscreen.
5. Shop for clothes without a budget.
One thing not on that list - return to work at the bank. Based on 8 previous years of experience, the FDIC/State auditors should be walking in the door within the next few days for their annual examination of my former department. For the first time in 8 years, it's not my problem. With that in mind, I can now face my voice mail.
4 comments:
I love it....'tiger with dull claws"...good call.
I felt like I'd been mauled by that tiger by lunch time today! First day back from a long vacation SUCKS.
Can I ditto every one of those? LOL
I can't tell you how many times I ended a conversation yesterday by randomly waiting a few seconds and saying, "Hot poker to the eyeball." Most people simply thought I'd lost my mind, but they quit asking me to do things!
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