A conversation with Greg from Thursday night*:
Me: Why is my butt sore???
Greg: Maybe it's growing.
Me: (Stares at him.)
Greg: You know, like when you said your boobs hurt and they were growing.
Me: (Stares at him.)
Greg: Or perhaps you spent several hours sitting in those really uncomfortable chairs at the bowling alley tonight?
Me: You could have started out with that one.
Greg: Yeah, but I didn't...
*No husbands were harmed during this exchange. Mostly because I figured he was half right, and it's not like I wouldn't benefit from a little balancing in the rear anyway!
3 comments:
Hee hee! I remember when I was pregnant with Clay, I kept crowing to hubs that I didn't have any stretch marks. (Even though I was HUGE. Like, I affected the earth's gravitational pull. That's how big I was.)
AFTER the baby was born, I noticed that I DID have stretch marks. They were just all on the very lowest part of my stomach, where I couldn't SEE them because of the huge baby I was carrying in my tummy.
I said to hubs, "WHY didn't you tell me I had stretch marks?!"
He replied, "Now, we BOTH know how that conversation would have gone."
Tsk tsk tsk. Greg has so much to learn. It's gonna be a long gestation for him.....
Since that didn't happen to me and I can't get in trouble for it ... that was funny!
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